For the Northwest Naysayers

For all the Northwest naysayers out there who hate how granola people dress with their Tivas and toe socks, Seattle Magazine is ready to show you the glam side of Gore-Tex. I'm really excited to see how they suggest braving the elements in style. Yesterday, I had the genius idea that if I dressed like summer, it would be summer. Ha! A spontaneous snow flurry swooped up under my fedora, sending it flying down the street as I chased it looking like a sad, sad, Seattle hipster in cropped denim and Sperry top-siders.

The forecast in Seattle might look like this...

but Seattle Magazine's Forecast looks a lot nicer...